Here are some audio verite sound files of selected messages I have received on my voicemail.

• a CLASSIC message from my mom which I am distributing over the internet to embarrass her.

  An astounding glimpse into my heretofore private family life! Please download this and send it to everyone you know!

  This is not a Philip Roth novel - this is not a Woody Allen movie - this is my ACTUAL LIFE. Check it out:  mom.mp3 (516k)

• a mysterious, random message which sort of creeped me out.  hang.mp3